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• (716): View more from New York

  can you take me to a tanning bed

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  sure, why though?

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  i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious

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• (631): View more from New York

  you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  His hands were made for my vagina.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You left wolverine marks

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  I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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  I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.

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