I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.