ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

  Fav 33 1553 2412

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

  Fav 20 917 5413

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (408): View more from California

  I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

  Fav 20 3694 2002

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

  Fav 7 2819 1117

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (317): View more from Indiana

  why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?

  Fav 10 3368 1362

  share tweet
  

• (646): View more from New York

  You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?

  Fav 17 1706 3674

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (851): View more from

  Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.

  (522): View more from

  Don't break up.

  Fav 12 2508 835

  share tweet
  

• (425): View more from Washington

  i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me

  Fav 5 1334 816

  share tweet
  

• (720): View more from Colorado

  I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.

  Fav 2 1594 637

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (479): View more from Arkansas

  PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.

  Fav 3 981 570

  share tweet
  

• (386): View more from Florida

  He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.

  Fav 2 717 596

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (801): View more from Utah

  Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.

  Fav 5 1293 908

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.

  Fav 1 809 454

  share tweet
  

• (201): View more from New Jersey

  And here I thought that was one nut sack too many

  Fav 0 203 149

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (330): View more from Ohio

  please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops

  Fav 1 21 35

  share tweet
  

Randomize