I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.