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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

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  i gets down

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• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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• (858): View more from California

  I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat

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• (619): View more from California

  So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.

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  I think you’re losing coherence.

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  I am

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