If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex