Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee... http://tfl.nu/v0er
  Replies (63) Good night (5590) Bad night (614)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck. http://tfl.nu/i3zz
  Replies (15) Good night (7953) Bad night (1207)
• Favorite

  (386): View more from Florida

  Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (386): Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table http://tfl.nu/ca9t
  Replies (24) Good night (1305) Bad night (4365)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos. http://tfl.nu/xt2r
  Replies (23) Good night (4355) Bad night (888)
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are. http://tfl.nu/bpgx
  Replies (15) Good night (3407) Bad night (1130)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp

  (1-650): View more from California

  i loe djcudia fjxos rue.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp (1-650): i loe djcudia fjxos rue. http://tfl.nu/pfpy
  Replies (15) Good night (2819) Bad night (1157)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory. http://tfl.nu/gw1o
  Replies (3) Good night (3170) Bad night (945)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend. http://tfl.nu/uai9
  Replies (6) Good night (2246) Bad night (803)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea. http://tfl.nu/3k5t
  Replies (11) Good night (1188) Bad night (802)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird. http://tfl.nu/awda
  Replies (1) Good night (734) Bad night (338)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle. http://tfl.nu/n2vr
  Replies (1) Good night (716) Bad night (285)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians http://tfl.nu/50hn
  Replies (8) Good night (706) Bad night (388)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me. http://tfl.nu/8pa6
  Replies (6) Good night (392) Bad night (932)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass. http://tfl.nu/fgjj
  Replies (0) Good night (571) Bad night (431)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room. http://tfl.nu/dcq0
  Replies (2) Good night (697) Bad night (241)

Randomize