Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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