I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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