That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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