it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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