so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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