My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I could fuck to npr.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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