there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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