Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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