Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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