Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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