i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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