puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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