In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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