i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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