Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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