Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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