the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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