Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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