Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it's great music for shaving your balls
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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