Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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