how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
