Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
bring money and cleavage
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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