I wanna bring you to show and tell
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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