I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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