Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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