As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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