so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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