all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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