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• (302): View more from Delaware

  some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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  What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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• (516): View more from New York

  Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle

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