Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.