If that was your dad, he is hot
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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