Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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