Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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