well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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