Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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