out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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