can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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