You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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