I want to make a zoo with you.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize