oh god the rape fog is back!
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
