i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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