So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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