I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
