He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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