Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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