I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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