The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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