Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
