My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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