3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
