butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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