he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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