No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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