Are we in a gay sports bar?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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